Hello Friend! Welcome to my website!


Hm… Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. ¡Hola amigo! ¡Bienvenidos a mi sitio web!

Let me just flag something up: according to the header up there, you’ve found the website that has a lot of stuff about yours truly. I’m pretty sure it’s a problem with the programmer. I think he’s on the blink, but just in case he isn’t, I am actually going to have to guide you around this thing, as discussed earlier. So let’s call that the orientation and move along. On to the itinerary!

Also, I took the liberty of surfing the old website, and I made sure that there aren’t any of the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: One, Animatronic Wheatley: v2.0 that’s in the works or v1.0 the trusty classic; Two, Posts & Videos of Wheatley; Three, Awesome Headcanon like The Chassis Theory; leading directly into number Four: Links to fun Portal-related things around the Web. Also, part Five: Help for Building Your Own Wheatley!

You know what, this plan is so good, I’m going to give you a sporting chance and let you explore the website yourself. Have fun!


Recent Wheatley Antics

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More highlights coming in the future!